http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/safe_haven/
Movies based on Nicholas Sparks novels are never any good. Do I still anticipate them? Yes. Do I watch the trailers a lot just to get excited about seeing them? Of course. And I'm sure you know me well enough to know that this reason is because I love to make fun of them.
Don't get me wrong; they aren't the worst movies out there. If you like them, I won't hate you. They're enjoyable movies. I admittedly watch The Lucky One three times when we rented it for forty-eight hours.
But Safe Haven was actually kind of boring. Two hours was insanely long for such a terrible movie. And the plot twist? I won't give it away, but it is the silliest plot twist ever. It was even dumber than the ones I came up with (which says quite a bit). The only way this movie isn't dull is when you're watching it for the second time and you already know the twist. Then it's laughable.
Reviews of the inappropriate movies my dad makes me watch at 1am in the morning
Showing posts with label Romance. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Romance. Show all posts
Sunday, May 12, 2013
Wednesday, May 1, 2013
Silver Linings Playbook
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/silver_linings_playbook/
I had been looking forward to seeing this movie for months. I watched the preview so many times that I was sure I had jinxed it and the movie would turn out to be terrible.
Which is why I was so happy to finally watch it and find that I was not disappointed. Silver Linings Playbook actually exceeded my expectations. It was well-done, touching, and surprisingly really funny. Definitely made my top five!
I had been looking forward to seeing this movie for months. I watched the preview so many times that I was sure I had jinxed it and the movie would turn out to be terrible.
Which is why I was so happy to finally watch it and find that I was not disappointed. Silver Linings Playbook actually exceeded my expectations. It was well-done, touching, and surprisingly really funny. Definitely made my top five!
Friday, February 8, 2013
A Warrior's Heart
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/a_warriors_heart/
This movie was terrible.
First off, Ashley Greene's narrating was just annoying. She wasn't even around for most of the stuff she was telling us about, so it didn't make sense for her to be the one narrating. And also, most of the things she said were either dumb, pointless, or stuff we already knew.
Second, there was no chemistry between Brooklyn and Conor. They made eye contact and were suddenly friends. I think the movie took "love at first sight" just a little too seriously.
But, despite all this, A Warrior's Heart is one of the best movies to make fun off. My favorite scene was the peekaboo in the library. (Yes, we did rewind it five times just to laugh at this scene)
My Rating: 2/10
This movie was terrible.
First off, Ashley Greene's narrating was just annoying. She wasn't even around for most of the stuff she was telling us about, so it didn't make sense for her to be the one narrating. And also, most of the things she said were either dumb, pointless, or stuff we already knew.
Second, there was no chemistry between Brooklyn and Conor. They made eye contact and were suddenly friends. I think the movie took "love at first sight" just a little too seriously.
But, despite all this, A Warrior's Heart is one of the best movies to make fun off. My favorite scene was the peekaboo in the library. (Yes, we did rewind it five times just to laugh at this scene)
My Rating: 2/10
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Vamps
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/vamps_2011/
Despite the cliched plot and bad effects, I thought this movie was really funny. Probably one of the best romantic comedies I've seen,as far as enjoyment and laughs go.
My Rating: 7/10
Despite the cliched plot and bad effects, I thought this movie was really funny. Probably one of the best romantic comedies I've seen,as far as enjoyment and laughs go.
My Rating: 7/10
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